A phone-sex operator in Florida won a settlement after she filed for worker’s compensation, saying she had suffered repetitive-motion injuries in both hands. The repetitive motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.

A Canadian man is suing a New York coffee shop after suffering what he calls damage to his manhood. His penis was pinched between the toilet seat and bowl when he reached forward for toilet paper. He is asking for $1 million to compensate for his “dire and permanent injuries.”

A California grandmother is suing Disneyland after she and her grandchildren witnessed Mickey Mouse taking off his costume backstage. The suit is due to her grandchildren’s traumatic experience.

Two surfers went to court after one allegedly stole the other’s wave. The case was dismissed after court officials found it impossible to put a monetary value on the wave.

Lee Williams is suing a tattoo shop for spelling the word “villain” wrong in his tattoo. Neither Williams nor the tattoo artist knew how to spell the word. The tattoo ended up reading “villian.”

A New York prison inmate is filing a suit for $8 million against the state after he accidentally shot himself with a gun he illegally smuggled into the jail. The inmate says that better security would have prevented him from getting the weapon inside.

The Dark Dalí Contest is complete, and the Winner is TheButcheress with her entry entitled "Unintentional Host".

Also I am a partial winner in the DAA journal contest. zoopee and I teamed up on an entry, he did the design/graphics and I did the coding. I have won a 12 month Sub for my efforts in the entry.!!!

• Red Dawn - This movie was quiet entertaining, but I felt like I had seen it already.  I did like the accuracy of the weight loss while Christen Bale's character was a P.O.W.
• The Spirit - Was decent, but not what I had hopes for.  As always, Samuel L. Jackson had an interesting role and he nailed it.
• Notorious - was a really good movie and cover so much more then I expected.